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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 07:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why, after being called "Libraries," for centuries, are these hallowed college institutions being renamed: "Learning Centers," and "Resource Centers," etc? What's wrong with the time-honored and venerable name: "Library"? What is to be gained?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

No way

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

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Everyone loved it.

Then came..

So they tried

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